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Recent Movie Reviews


Cat Burger Cat Burger

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Seriously newgrounds?

You feature this? THIS? It is literally shit. The sound is bad. The animation is abysmal. The plot is nonexistent. It is completely repulsive. It is pointless. It has zero meaning. Not only was this an absolute waste of my time, but what sick individual would spend the time to animate said piece of shit? This submission was childish, well, more infantile than anything. Its not even a "decent" childish poop joke. It is just gross and pointless.

And shame on newgrounds for featuring this. There are literally thousands upon thousands of submissions that are above this. Some people put a lot of work into their submissions and they never are seen. Some people like this guy face-roll their keyboard and upload the shit it produced. Meanwhile hundreds of other artists work for days, weeks, months, or even years on something and it sill might not get featured. Yeah it might not be the best, but it sure as hell is an improvement over this.

Also, this should be rated at Adult not Teen. Yeah it doesn't contain your typical "Adult" topics, but it is by far more disturbing than most adult submissions. Newgrounds adult submissions are crude, sexual, and usually just plain wrong. But this.... this is just repulsive, disgusting, piece of shit garbage rubbish trash that somehow got the front page. THE FRONT PAGE.

Newgrounds is known for its submissions being rated by other users and being a great outlet for user submitted content to get the recognition it deserves. This deserved no recognition. How it got to the front page is beyond me. This piece of work should have been obliterated when it was first concieved in this sick bastards mind.

I mean... wow. Sorry if this review isn't "respectful" but I honestly have never seen something so horrible that I needed to review it. Every review I've written up until now has either been positive or nicely constructive.

Just... never submit something like this again. The art in your backrounds is decent, thats about the only positive thing I think i can say about this.


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Fernsalini responds:

let it out bro


Derp.Movie Derp.Movie

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Just... boring. Its you walking around with a handheld camera. No story, no homour, no meaning, no quality. Simply awful. If I wanted to see a road and a few boring buildings I'd simply walk outside. No effort was put into this, it has zero (or negative) appeal.

This is a pure waste of server storage. At the end you say that it was for "entertainment purposes". Although you may have been entertained by the random noises you made while making this, it does in fact have absolutely no entertainment value.


nuFF3 responds:

I agree with you, and its nice to see some people take their time with comments. Feedback and critique is really helpful if its constructive.
"Its you walking around with a handheld camera." spot on buddy. It was an impulse video, so there was no planning with story or anything that happened.
The sequel, that is coming out soon, will have more of a documentary style to it, with a voice in the background and probably will be more funny (for more people).
Have a nice day.


Shadow Hunter Trailer Shadow Hunter Trailer

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Looks amazing. My only complaint is that the scenes have pure white and true black at the same time while attempting to have many grays in between, yet the contrast is so high and the scenes are too short and move too quickly that they eyes can't take focus off of the initial pure white in the scene before the scene changes. I had to watch some scenes multiple times to even get a hint at what was going on other than just some white dots dancing around. The first time I watched it, half of the trailer just looked like flashing white in a sea of undistinguished black and dark gray.

The animation and style looks quite incredible though, and it simply had that trailer feel to it.


Recent Game Reviews


Wartune Wartune

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Don't play this game. Just don't. I got trapped playing it for over a year. It is only designed to be addicting and suck away your money and time.

They literally have events titled "Big Spender" where you get more in-game junk the more money you spend. The top bracket is thousands of dollars.

This is a 100% pay to win game. You cannot be the best without paying. You can only attempt each thing a specific number of times, meaning that a spender will beat you, even if you have put the maximum time into this game.

As for the game itself, it is laggy. It has bugs. It really isn't that interesting. It does have a good social structure with guilds and such though, but that's about the only positive thing about this game.

The developers continue to add more and more "content" which in actuality is simply more ways for people to give them money.

If you don't trust my review, then have fun wasting your time. I hope you don't get trapped spending thousands like many have in this game.

TLDR: Don't play this game, it is addicting (in a bad way), pay-to-win, money siphoning trash.


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Galaxy Siege Galaxy Siege

Rated 4 / 5 stars

The design, style, and audio to this game are nice, but there are quite a few things that bug me and I believe could be easily improved upon.

1) Honestly, why do stars even exist? I never once had not enough stars and eventually just blocked them out of my vision entirely, only looking at the ore cost of an item.
2) Do the gears do anything other than take up cargo space? The game never seems to provide this information.
3) And speaking of cargo space, once full they no longer pick up repair and fuel items, even though those don't take up cargo space, causing me to just restart once my bays were full with new material from that level.
4) The stat speed of "1" is a bit worthless when ship speed can't be modified.

And although it could probably be irritating to some, I found the "shoot the closest target" AI rather interesting. It made ship design a challenge. I also like how the game itself was a challenge and required constant restarts, instead of just breezing on through.

Overall, good work, I enjoyed it. I played it to the end, so that's telling you something :)


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Host Master Deux Host Master Deux

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Freezes when I try to leave the very first dialogue with the bouncer. Nothing works accept the P key :|


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Recent Audio Reviews


Dj NinrI - X is Simplicity Dj NinrI - X is Simplicity

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Honestly, this is very boring. It is almost entirely made up of 3 or so different 4 second clips that loop for minutes. It feels like very little effort was put into making this, even though it supposedly took you half a year to create. It loops way too much for even house/trance, and is way less interesting than the average.


nuFF3 responds:

I am still working on this song. Kinda wrong of me to put it up before it was finished. sowwy :,(


Orchestral Theme 3 Orchestral Theme 3

Rated 5 / 5 stars

WOW

I just love each and every one of your orchestral pieces. They are very unique to Newgrounds. I wish that the rest of the songs on Newgrounds were the same amazing quality. In summary, this song is more than amazing. It sounds like something that you might actually hear in a high-class movie or video game soundtrack.

The song is composed VERY well. I can see a great story going along with this too. Nice vocals, very eerie.

So yeah, your music is awsome, and YOU are awsome. Thanks for the song and continue composing! I'm looking forward to the next one. :D


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Gravey responds:

Your kind words are much appreciated. :-)

-Gravey-


Epic Something Epic Something

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Awsome

I must say, this is an amazing song, I can't really give you any advice on improvement.
Keep up the good work, this sounds awsome.
5/5 10/10 :D


Recent Art Reviews


Bandits to Tor: 029 Bandits to Tor: 029

Rated 2 / 5 stars

I have to agree. Up until now (yes I've been keeping track, nice series :) ) has been well designed and made sense. This series of panels is incredibly confusing. I've looked at it multiple times and I can't for the life of me figure out what is happening.


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Tanadrine-Studios responds:

Thanks for the input; this is the kind of criticism I need to know where I need to improve!

I'll see if looking up sample comic pages from experienced authors that are character-action centric (IE: Moving the story forward without dialogue). I need to get the panel/imagery slip-ups turned around.


Kris' Self Portrait Kris' Self Portrait

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Nice.

Nice, very nice. This looks incredibly realistic. I congratulate you on your awsomeness.

P.S. Your reference photo link is broken.


itsKris responds:

There's spaces automatically put into it that you just need to take out :P