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Seriously newgrounds?

You feature this? THIS? It is literally shit. The sound is bad. The animation is abysmal. The plot is nonexistent. It is completely repulsive. It is pointless. It has zero meaning. Not only was this an absolute waste of my time, but what sick individual would spend the time to animate said piece of shit? This submission was childish, well, more infantile than anything. Its not even a "decent" childish poop joke. It is just gross and pointless.

And shame on newgrounds for featuring this. There are literally thousands upon thousands of submissions that are above this. Some people put a lot of work into their submissions and they never are seen. Some people like this guy face-roll their keyboard and upload the shit it produced. Meanwhile hundreds of other artists work for days, weeks, months, or even years on something and it sill might not get featured. Yeah it might not be the best, but it sure as hell is an improvement over this.

Also, this should be rated at Adult not Teen. Yeah it doesn't contain your typical "Adult" topics, but it is by far more disturbing than most adult submissions. Newgrounds adult submissions are crude, sexual, and usually just plain wrong. But this.... this is just repulsive, disgusting, piece of shit garbage rubbish trash that somehow got the front page. THE FRONT PAGE.

Newgrounds is known for its submissions being rated by other users and being a great outlet for user submitted content to get the recognition it deserves. This deserved no recognition. How it got to the front page is beyond me. This piece of work should have been obliterated when it was first concieved in this sick bastards mind.

I mean... wow. Sorry if this review isn't "respectful" but I honestly have never seen something so horrible that I needed to review it. Every review I've written up until now has either been positive or nicely constructive.

Just... never submit something like this again. The art in your backrounds is decent, thats about the only positive thing I think i can say about this.

Fernsalini responds:

let it out bro

Just... boring. Its you walking around with a handheld camera. No story, no homour, no meaning, no quality. Simply awful. If I wanted to see a road and a few boring buildings I'd simply walk outside. No effort was put into this, it has zero (or negative) appeal.

This is a pure waste of server storage. At the end you say that it was for "entertainment purposes". Although you may have been entertained by the random noises you made while making this, it does in fact have absolutely no entertainment value.

nuFF3 responds:

I agree with you, and its nice to see some people take their time with comments. Feedback and critique is really helpful if its constructive.
"Its you walking around with a handheld camera." spot on buddy. It was an impulse video, so there was no planning with story or anything that happened.
The sequel, that is coming out soon, will have more of a documentary style to it, with a voice in the background and probably will be more funny (for more people).
Have a nice day.

Umm..

You should put in a preloader. I don't understand how that short noncomplex animation was over 7MB. Maybe you should compress/shorten the sound file. Also, you didn't really show anything, so I can't really vote high.

PROGCoAnkelz responds:

Yo Phil! I just started doing flash vids like last week, still trying to get the swing of things, and yeah I am going to get into testing a lot of stuff.

But yeah I wondered about the size too, I think it was the sounds, or at least I hope, does the bone function take up a lot of space? because that is what I used.

YAY FOR TECHNOLOGY!!!!

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