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2013-10-15 13:41:59

Seriously newgrounds?

You feature this? THIS? It is literally shit. The sound is bad. The animation is abysmal. The plot is nonexistent. It is completely repulsive. It is pointless. It has zero meaning. Not only was this an absolute waste of my time, but what sick individual would spend the time to animate said piece of shit? This submission was childish, well, more infantile than anything. Its not even a "decent" childish poop joke. It is just gross and pointless.

And shame on newgrounds for featuring this. There are literally thousands upon thousands of submissions that are above this. Some people put a lot of work into their submissions and they never are seen. Some people like this guy face-roll their keyboard and upload the shit it produced. Meanwhile hundreds of other artists work for days, weeks, months, or even years on something and it sill might not get featured. Yeah it might not be the best, but it sure as hell is an improvement over this.

Also, this should be rated at Adult not Teen. Yeah it doesn't contain your typical "Adult" topics, but it is by far more disturbing than most adult submissions. Newgrounds adult submissions are crude, sexual, and usually just plain wrong. But this.... this is just repulsive, disgusting, piece of shit garbage rubbish trash that somehow got the front page. THE FRONT PAGE.

Newgrounds is known for its submissions being rated by other users and being a great outlet for user submitted content to get the recognition it deserves. This deserved no recognition. How it got to the front page is beyond me. This piece of work should have been obliterated when it was first concieved in this sick bastards mind.

I mean... wow. Sorry if this review isn't "respectful" but I honestly have never seen something so horrible that I needed to review it. Every review I've written up until now has either been positive or nicely constructive.

Just... never submit something like this again. The art in your backrounds is decent, thats about the only positive thing I think i can say about this.

Fernsalini responds:

let it out bro

Derp.Movie

2013-05-21 17:11:30

Just... boring. Its you walking around with a handheld camera. No story, no homour, no meaning, no quality. Simply awful. If I wanted to see a road and a few boring buildings I'd simply walk outside. No effort was put into this, it has zero (or negative) appeal.

This is a pure waste of server storage. At the end you say that it was for "entertainment purposes". Although you may have been entertained by the random noises you made while making this, it does in fact have absolutely no entertainment value.

nuFF3 responds:

I agree with you, and its nice to see some people take their time with comments. Feedback and critique is really helpful if its constructive.
"Its you walking around with a handheld camera." spot on buddy. It was an impulse video, so there was no planning with story or anything that happened.
The sequel, that is coming out soon, will have more of a documentary style to it, with a voice in the background and probably will be more funny (for more people).
Have a nice day.

Shadow Hunter Trailer

2013-05-21 12:42:29

Looks amazing. My only complaint is that the scenes have pure white and true black at the same time while attempting to have many grays in between, yet the contrast is so high and the scenes are too short and move too quickly that they eyes can't take focus off of the initial pure white in the scene before the scene changes. I had to watch some scenes multiple times to even get a hint at what was going on other than just some white dots dancing around. The first time I watched it, half of the trailer just looked like flashing white in a sea of undistinguished black and dark gray.

The animation and style looks quite incredible though, and it simply had that trailer feel to it.

Mak's Parasite

2013-05-21 12:30:36

Absolutely disturbing... But the style is amazing, the animation is fluid, the audio isn't bad. Overall, it is rather incredible. Your ability to make such intricate exaggerations of movement is quite impressive. Where most animations will show extreme movement with the old style ridiculous stretching of most of the body (jaw dropped to the floor for example) you will instead exaggerate every single individual tooth, vein, muscle, hair... etc, which I find to be very unique and quite impressive.

The choice of such off-colors where everything is paler, browner, and "uglier" along with the harsh wrinkles (wrinkle lines are as thick as outlines) and raspy voice all make the setting and fits the style very well. The backgrounds are softer and don't draw attention away from the characters either, yet they still match wonderfully.

Overall, I think the animation is incredible. The color choice, animation style, exaggeration, and harsh voices match the disturbing story and style that you are obviously reaching for (quite successfully).

Even though I don't personally enjoy the disturbing aspect of animations such as yours, I still find them incredible. I didn't write a review on your previous animation, but this review applies to it just as accurately. Nicely done.

Bear Bear

2010-08-14 23:00:50

WOW!!

That was BY FAR, one of the best animations I have ever seen! First it was sad, then cute, then creepy, then scary. IT WAS AWESOME!! Great story, animation, music, and sound! The "Pop Goes the Weasel" song was especially creepy!

Awesome job! (5/5 10/10 Favorited)

We Are Science Probes

2010-08-08 21:08:42

Awesome!

I love the meaning behind this. The way you represented it was amazing! Very creative. Nice animation. Good sound effects.

GREAT JOB!

By the way, I agree with your point of view completely.

Halt You Hoarders!

2010-06-04 00:12:49

Amazing!

I love all of the movement and animation. It is very energetic. I also love the pulsating of the entire environment in the beginning. Very well done. Great song too.

It was all awsome. I didn't see a single thing wrong with it.

Thief: Rent's Due